That's what I'll do everyday. :D
I laugh , I talk , I smile , I joke , I eat.
& That's me. :D
Date:
Saturday, September 20, 2008
Time:
2:08 PM
Title:
Manglish very short one (;
Daddy joked alot today.I duno what's wrong with him man.hahas. ;D His jokes were damm lame , me n my mummy laughed like hell. My two little sis dun understand so they just ignore us. Daddy show me a book about Manglish. Read n compare this sentences n see how much shorter the Manglish version is.Most of them made me laugh.I wonder if those made u laugh too. (;
English :Would you turn off the fan?
Manglish : Off the fan !
English : Oh dear , I'm so going to be in deep trouble.
Manglish : Die !
English : Hi,Lucy.Haven't seen you for a long time.How are you?
Manglish : Hi,Lucy.Long time no see. So how?
English :Would you happen to have some coins?May i borrow 50sen, please?
Manglish :Got coins or not?Can lend 50 sen-ah?
English :I'm not in the mood for a movie.
Manglish : No mood for movie-lah.
English : Why is that idiot honking away?
Manglish : That idiot horn for what?
English : Encik Ali is out of town.
Manglish : Encik Ali outstation
English :Baby , why aren't you wearing your pants? You should be ashamed of yourself.
Manglish : Baby , why you no wear pants? Shame-shame-lah.
English: I have yet to pay the fine.
Manglish : Norchet pay fine.
English : Would you reverse your car?
Manglish : Gostan !
English : Why are you so long-winded?
Manglish : Talk so much for what?
English : What are you talking about? That's absolutely ridiculous!
Manglish : You talk what ? Rubbish-lah.
English : I'd like to order a glass of plain water.
Manglish: Sky juice one.